HELP SAVE MY MARRIAGE (Minneapolis)

I pooted on the suede couch and I can't get this sulfer, spoiled 2% milk, ass smell out I've tried everything! I didn't shart but the smell is in a tube like form.
Like my tail released a stinger of sorts in the fabric of the sofa.
I'm wondering if there's a professional sniffer who could possibly put their bare 🐽 evenly dead center where my patooty gassed the couch mites? Then tell me what to do? Thanks for your well educated response.
Please help?